Dear diary,Well, it’s fair to say none of you saw that coming, did you?! I did tell you I had news – but in fairness, I guess this was NEWS on a scale more epic than my, now recognised, talent. Now I could argue that I was indeed signalling I am in distress – have you met mother? I will get the photos reshot this weekend by someone with more brain power – I’m sure there is a friendly amoeba around somewhere. You know, the official British Eventing supporter mascot for the OLYMPICS?