I know, I know, there is no end to my talents – I am a writer, heartthrob, comedian, all-round multi-disciplinary superstar and linguist supreme. And yes my Graffalo friend, I do mean you – we need Ros so please don’t accidentally send her airmail to Spain. So, in summary, tomorrow is prancing day, today is parading. Suck your tums in, stick your airbags out, smile at the nice authority people and let’s do this! Wave your flags, cheer from the stable roof tops and support our team.