Anyways, because life is completely unfair, and they don’t have anyone to gaffer tape their gobs shut, I am now back on restricted grazing while they continue to free range forage like fat fighters at Cadbury World. Crazy Self-Employed lady has also been taking me out hacking to help with my weight loss and my general health and fitness. A national treasure would surely not be subjected to such cruelty and therefore to this end lies my salvation. I am, after all, a horse of the people and I am keen to help convey the message that eventing is for everyone. So send your dilemmas, worries and eventing issues to HovisHeretoHelp and I will help to prevent you being the most watched video on shiteventersunite.