That’s right. I’ve announced a new book… oh and some band called Oasis is having a reunion or something? This latest literary masterpiece will be the ninth book from my rather large pen and will pick up where my last epic Hovis’ Friday Diary: Laughter, lameness and lockdowns finished, at the end of 2021. As I spent my summer as chef de squeak for the British Eventing Team in Paris – did I mention that at all? – I thought I would give him some hints and tips in the field the other evening.