Just like that 2024 is gone faster than a Polo mint near my left nostril. They may be featherless thoroughbred types but did I or did I not manage to guide my little flightless chicklets to greatness? From my tips on the trot-up to steerage in the stressage, I was with them every step of the way and we are now Olympic champions. I am and forever will be the epitome of the Olympic dream and the essence of the #HeretoHelp campaign for British Eventing. All of this of course was captured in my NINTH book (come on people, surely I must be due a Hooker prize soon?