I hope you all had a lovely Kissmuss and that you made lots of New Year revolutions. I have thus decided to abandon the revolution idea in favour of vague outline ideas with no contractual obligations (that sounds really posh, right? For mini-mother turned up the other evening with an interloper. The pint-sized pain in the posterior is more orange than a TOWIE tan and then this small thing turned up in the same shade. She is after all my foal and I have done a brilliant job of raising her to be a fine young thing to this point.