If it’s not freezing, it’s raining – it’s either a foot deep in snow or two foot deep in water. You know the cute little rhyme thing that helps kids remember how many days there are in each month? I don’t recall the part in which January has 7,854 days and ALL of them are wet ones? If 2025 sucked any harder, Dyson would be suing it for plagiarism. Don’t make me break out the sacrifice shortlist again… it’s not looking good for small, ginger Welsh ponies.