Dear diary,I have enjoyed a mostly quiet week as she who must be obeyed was in Port Seagull for a work-related international kick off thing. I’m also hearing tales that such travel has nearly broken her, so I’m expecting much sympathy-provoking limping, wincing and muted whimpering when she turns up later. It does make me ponder the unfairness and lack of equality when it comes to lameness in humans versus us horses. Seriously, if I lunged mother on a tight circle on a hard surface what’s left of her spine would disintegrate. It’s fair to say there is mass inequality in not just the fitness and lameness, but also weight.