Some say masculinity is acknowledging a relationship to violence, and defining on which side of that violence you stand. Marketing for Him teased exploring that relationship, but Justin Tipping’s athletic horror film fumbles far from the end zone (the sports puns that follow are being flung by a nonsports fan, so bear with me). Cade accepts the invite, despite literally everyone knowing he’s recovering from a traumatic brain injury. Wayans is a low-effort creep in this role, while nobody really explains why exactly Jeffries’ doctor is so jaded. GOAT spells goat, and where do goats go?