Why would you think that?”“Every single article of clothing you own is laid out on our bed,” he replied. “I am not leaving you or joining the Navy SEALs or bugging out because of an impending zombie apocalypse,” I assured him. The urge to start packing for vacation usually hits sometime between when I start planning the vacation and a week before we go. You know ultimately you’re going to forget something, so just let all this go and pack the night before like I do,” he said willfully. “You know, you’re crazy,” he said petulantly.