The problem, whine the Africans, is that Africa is much bigger in real life than it is on any map. “It’s a reflection of how the world views the continent,” say the AU, as being tiny and worthless, like Gary Coleman. If the AU really want some good free contemporary advice on redrawing maps, why don’t they just phone up Benjamin Netanyahu? FANNY HILLAnother age-old feature of the British landscape was mindlessly altered by the woke this week too, in the form of the ancient Cerne Abbas Giant. While rolling around on the hillside creating beautiful art together, “The asylum seekers and children were able to play, be joyful, and be giant,” unrealistically positive-sounding euphemisms the asylum seekers’ lawyers will very shortly be repeating in a court of law.