So I, Charlie, being neither sailor nor superstitious, shall offer you my help unprompted and unwelcome. Ian McDonald writes: How many staff actually work at ÚTL? Like the Fates, there have always been and always will be only three workers at ÚTL. Thi writes: Can someone please make a Sharknado Version where it’s fermented shark that goes flying? At this point, please stop and reflect upon the help you’ve received.