You fix it, mechanics cost money and its your car, you should know how to fix your own stuff, or why do you even own it? The “Ron Swanson” gets things done and doesn’t ask for help for things he can do for himself. Even if you find yourself in a lapse in time and have absolutely nothing going on, maybe you can share your knowledge with small doses of manly wisdom like “…clear alcohol are for rich women on diets” and “never half ass two things.