Ahead of today’s scheduled Russo-American peace talks in Alaska, Russian President Vladimir Putin has unveiled what he describes as a “historic and spiritual mission” to reclaim the territory for Russia. Speaking to state media before departing Moscow, Putin described Alaska as “an inseparable part of Greater Russia, part of our destiny and spiritual heritage, which was temporarily interrupted by a regrettable 19th-century property transaction.”Putin explained: “The souls of our ancestors remain bound to the frozen soil of Alaska. Our connection is eternal. Putin closed by reaffirming his vision: “In honouring our ancient covenant, Greater Russia will fulfil its destiny.”Alaskan officials have yet to comment, though sightings of prefabricated housing labelled “Welcome Home, Comrades” have been reported near Anchorage docks. Image: News Thump