The Names You Can't Legally UseAccording to USBirthCertificates.com, there are ten names that you just can't give your child, no matter what. Many states have even stricter rules, banning names with offensive language, titles like "King" or "Queen," or names that include numbers. The good news is, most of us probably weren’t going to name our children things like that anyway. I'm just happy to know my middle name is boring enough to be allowed on a birth certificate. Let's see the list of names that aren't allowed:Louisiana Naming Laws: What's Allowed?