The Main (pronounced Mine) Canal, a 100-mile connection between the Rhine and Danube rivers to develop regional trade, was first attempted by the ruler Charlemagne in 793. The US, Canadian, Russian, and Chinese river systems, have also instigated significant trades, which generate prosperity all along their canal and river systems. Our coffee group of the MTG immediately wrote to Kim suggesting a line of ICBM strikes along this potential canal route. While there may be little or no appetite for such a canal cruise within Australia, the economics of bulk freight alone would justify such an investment. Without stuttering, can you say out loud ‘CANAL… CANAL… CANALBO DO IT?’