One year after his ill-fated and tumultuous presidential campaign, Campus Scout has returned to our lives in a big way. “The Early Early Show” has faced network scrutiny after our favorite cerulean satirist’s exotic appetite got the best of him on live TV. A new spinoff of “The Early Early Show,” preemptively entitled “Too Early with Campus Scout!”, will premiere next week on TEECSCN — The Early Early Campus Scout Culinary Network. Campus Scout will make no apologies — long live fine dining! *Campus Scout writes opinion-based, satirical stories and uses fictional sourcing.