Ambassador Pete Hoekstra has vowed to improve anti-American sentiment he sees in Canada, no matter how many illegal tariffs, forced annexations, or literal bombs it takes to do it. “I’m disappointed that I came to Canada,” Hoekstra said during a public event in Halifax. Also love.”Asked how he himself might mend the relationship with Canada, Hoekstra offered several ideas. “Maybe that’ll help relations.”In closing, Hoekstra made it clear that he sees a path to improve American sentiment among Canadians. At press time, the American FCC is reportedly trying to figure out how to arrest 22 Minutes’ Mark Critch for his Trump impression.