CALGARY – Local scroller Kyle Townsend has been forced to watch a brief commercial for paper towels, completely ruining his hour spent flitting aimlessly between Instagram, X/Twitter, Facebook, and TikTok. “Ugh, great, another ad,” Townsend mumbled, as he moved something other than his thumb for the first time in 60 minutes. “It’s a pretty sad state of affairs.”Townsend then spent 17 minutes watching baby monkeys kick soccer balls around while ignoring his children’s requests to play. “You stupid monkey, you’re not supposed to pick up the ball,” Townsend said. “Lately I can’t even trust that scantily-clad Instagram models don’t have an ulterior motive,” Townsend said.