Some women carry pepper spray, some carry mace or bear spray, but this woman went with something SILLIER. A 48-year-old woman in Florida named Krystl Watts was arrested, after she allegedly battered a 33-year-old man with SILLY STRING. Then she threw the can at the man. Krystl was charged with battery, and spent a night in jail before being freed on $1,000 bond. He wasn’t arrested, and there’s no indication that he did anything to her first.