Borehamwood is rapidly becoming the hub of Britain’s television output. The latest show to hit the sound stages of Elstree is called Tumble, and to me it is what I describe as wallpaper television. I have heard of Steps and ex-Blue Peter presenter Peter Duncan, who is a nice guy, and was once a Chief Scout. This month marks the 50th anniversary of the last men hanged in the UK for murder. If the men in white coats have not found me, I look forward to walking down memory lane with you next week.