I know that the score was only 13-10 but fam, Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback for the Browns, yes, that Joe Flacco. The Joe Flacco that can get a cup of coffee from McDonald’s for a dime. The same Joe Flacco that should be starring in LifeAlert commercials. Text message: “Fam, no professional football team that is supposed to be good should be losing to Joe Flacco,” sincerely, Joe Flacco’s mom. The Browns won their first game, and it was against Joe Flacco.