Name: Men’s shirts. Meanwhile, in the real world, retailers are selling loads of shorter men’s shirts. The point is, there’s a new silhouette in men’s fashion, and people are wondering what it means. Mescal helped popularise short shorts but loads of men have started flaunting their thighs – and now they’re adopting short shirts, too. Do say: “Who wears short shirts?” “We wear short shirts!”Don’t say: “Hypothermia’s so hot right now.”