“He said he has taken steps to make sure the same thing never happens again,” the NYT relates. “For starters, Mr Epstein has hired a full-time male masseur (the man happens to be a former Ultimate Fighting champion). The trouble with being thick and telling this many lies is that you can never remember which one you’ve told. I am just so contrite I cannot say.” Fergie promised to “have nothing ever to do with Jeffrey Epstein ever again”. We now discover it was just weeks before she was writing privately to Epstein saying she never said all the things she definitely said.