Here’s hoping tales of butcher shops and switchboards will pass muster. “So, it’s a Geelong Cats v Brisbane Lions AFL Grand Feline Final,” notes George Zivkovic of Northmead. “Sitting on a chair on castors, mind obviously in neutral, she inadvertently put a brass-tipped phone line against her mouth. She came-to sitting on the chair right across the foyer, with a sore mouth. It was like no other butcher shop I’ve ever seen.