In that moment of truth, nothing matters more than the bathroom you’re about to walk into. After far too many nights of wishing I had just held it ’til I got home, I’ve taken it upon myself to do the impossible: power rank Penn State bar bathrooms, from surprisingly survivable to genuinely lawless parts of this Earth. 5 A’s Pub (McLanahan’s) BathroomThis ranking may be slightly biased because A’s is my favorite bar in State College, but hear me out. Still, when it comes to bar bathrooms, there can only be one true winner…No. 1 The Chumleys’ BathroomWithout further ado, the best bar bathroom in State College belongs to Chumley’s.