Chin strokers and royal watchers have long suspected the dead hand of the Sussexes, belatedly realising how bad the images would make them look. However, sources close to the event refuted that claim, saying there had never been any such demands made on guests. Instead, we get this big, hot jelly of a mess that makes them look both sly and hopeless, crafty but clumsy, the boogie-woogie bungling boys from company B-list. Now she's big into bras, with a brand that boasts an extended range of 44 sizes, basically from billiard ball to hot air balloon. Go get 'em, Sydney,' he posted online, in a moment of downtime between plotting invasions and coups.