Let's begin in South Carolina, where our National Snake Oil Distributor is painting his masterpiece. From NBC News:Measles in South Carolina has spread to at least 789 people, surpassing the 2025 West Texas outbreak that sickened 762 people and killed two young girls. The majority of cases remain centered in Spartanburg County, mostly among people who were either unvaccinated or didn't know their status, the South Carolina Department of Public Health reported Tuesday. “It’s disconcerting to consider what our final trajectory will look like for measles in South Carolina.” As many as 557 people in South Carolina are in quarantine for 21 days following measles exposures. The parole board granted Tooker parole on the life sentence he received for murder.