I learned English and French in K–12, and then, in 1984, I immigrated to the United States at the age of 18. Let’s just say my “Proper English” education was shattered the moment I heard slang expressions that made no sense. But before I take a stab at absurd phrases in English, here are three in Arabic that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone—perhaps! Crazy Phrases:“Kill your darlings.” Be willing to cut beautiful sentences, scenes, or ideas if they don’t serve the work. Since I live in Birmingham, Alabama, I would be remiss not to mention a few crazy Southern expressions about writing.