Have a go at our next caption competition (above). Send entries by email only to captioncompetition@churchtimes.co.uk by 9 a.m., Monday 9 February. We invite readers’ ideas for photos: please provide a credit and confirm that those pictured are happy for the photo to be used. vacuum cleaner” (Hebe Harris); “No, Margaret, his name is Hoover the Horse” (William Clocksin); “The rocking horse fills a vacuum in the church’s statuary” (Bill de Quick); “Preparations continue for the meeting at St Leger’s. I definitely didn’t mean for this to happen!” (Kristyn Harris); “The church cleaners found a new way to brush up the Vicar’s favourite pony” (Paul MacDermott); “All God’s creatures welcome.