Drag strips, road courses, even Willow Springs was bought out by private equity vampires recently. Now it's Chuckwalla Valley Raceway's turn, with the track, which is about three hours outside of Los Angeles, going up for sale for $26 million. I have a proposal, though, to save the track: You should give us $26 million to turn Chuckwalla into the Jalopnik Global Headquarters that we all know we deserve. No, not even a little — you've seen the cars we drive – the Jalop crew has a combined net worth of about $8. All we need is one kind soul to give us the remaining $25,999,992.