When it comes to AI slop, the hits just keep coming, and Napster (yes, that Napster) is responsible for the latest banger. Much to my chagrin, everyone over 30’s favorite music piracy site is back from the dead zombie-style, and this time it’s billing itself as a platform where people (not people I care to know) can go and create AI music slop together. Thanks to zombie Napster, you’re co-creators now, not just a sheep who merely (scoffs) listens to music. I had the pleasure of interacting with slop specialist “Nia Jenkins,” whom I prompted to make “AI slopo,” which is a typo of “AI slop” that I didn’t bother to fix. After a few minutes of “thinking,” Nia generated me a song about AI slop, which was pretty meta if I do say so myself, and it sounded, well, a lot like AI slop with a hip-hop/R&B styling.