I still frequent my favorite wine bars where I listen longingly as the sommeliers describe vintages to other customers. The bartenders know I’ll stick to the non-alcoholic pours from the likes of MURI in Copenhagen or Domaine des Grottes in Beaujolais-Villages. Apart from a small but vibrant sip taking communion in church on Good Friday last year, I’ve had no wine. According to an August poll by Gallup, a record low 54% of people surveyed in the U.S. said they consumed alcohol. But, that doesn’t mean I didn’t abuse alcohol.