Star Wars has space wizards, laser swords, galaxy-spanning wars, and the most advanced civilizations imaginable. For a franchise that invented entire languages, cultures, and mythologies, Star Wars has a recurring habit of naming characters like someone was forced to fill out a spreadsheet while high. Some sound like George Lucas looked at an object on his desk and said, “Yeah, that’ll do.”Here are the weirdest Star Wars character names ever committed to canon. Then he called himself Papanoida, Which is the Star Wars version of “Papa Smurf”. 12 Cikatro Vizago (Star Wars Rebels) This one actually sounds cool, which makes it suspicious.