The $75 million feature doc “Melania” is premiering on Friday, with screenings at three local theaters – Zeus in Waynesboro, and the Regal locations in Charlottesville and Harrisonburg. Looks like plenty of good seats are still available, from a scan of the theaters’ websites. There’s a reason I haven’t been to a movie theater in several years. No tickets are shown as sold at any of the four showings at Zeus in Waynesboro on Friday. And a third thing: I may never go to a movie theater again.