This is why I’m listing myself on Zillow until I find a good match—which, to my understanding, will be about forty-eight hours. More than anything, I’m looking forward to finally getting recognition for having good bones. I’m open to a bit of remodeling, but that needs to be on someone else’s budget. I’m putting myself up as-is to see whose interest it piques, and frankly, I’m not worried. All I know is, I’m never again going to accept an offer below asking.