When we speak, Ryder, 63, greets me in typical fashion: with warm profanity, self‑mockery and a surprising openness. “He wanted all the rave parties closed down, yet his daughter was a regular at the Hacienda,” Ryder recalls. “We just wanted to take the p*** and turn it into a porno song,” Ryder says. “We knew it’d probably do something,” Ryder admits, as I inform him it’s been streamed on Spotify about 50 million times. We were just living how we wanted.”The Happy Mondays supported by The Farm and Northside are at the Brighton Dome on April 2.