NEW YORK—Perking up with excitement after spotting a customer in the process of completely humiliating himself, the entire staff of a midtown H&M store reportedly gathered Thursday to watch a man struggle to refold a shirt. “No, no, no, you have to tuck in the sleeves, man! God, this is incredible. Wait, is he actually trying to roll it up? Louis is going to be so pissed this happened on his day off, so thank God you’re getting this all on video, Maria.” At press time, sources confirmed that every customer in the store, and even several passersby on the sidewalk, had joined the crowd of giddy onlookers as the man approached a stack of jeans.