When I first heard about OpenAI’s ChatGPT Health, I felt a familiar itch. ChatGPT Health also offers the option to connect with consumer apps such as Apple Health, AllTrails, and MyFitnessPal. b.Well is a health technology company that enables health consumers (i.e., the general public) to create their own longitudinal health records. They’ve been entrusted by major health systems, including the Department of Veterans Affairs, to be their FHIR API of choice. Some of my research, clinician, and patient advocacy colleagues have raised their eyebrows at my willingness to sync my medical records to ChatGPT Health.