But Mr. Bryan, a Democrat, huffed and puffed and tried to blow the VI’s house down by demanding that US President Donald Trump impose tariffs and travel restrictions in retaliation. A hastily arranged crisis summit followed where Mr. Wheatley watered down the original proposals, resulting in more peace and love breaking out than you’d expect to find at a hippy commune high on magic mushrooms. But now the USVI governor has suddenly changed his tune, snitching on his “kin” to cranky Uncle Donald again. So the VI-USVI situation is probably not at the top of his To Do (Wrong) List at the moment. They looked in his eyes and made him want to cry when they said, “Don’t worry, buddy: Everything will be all right.”