Whatever the terminology, she begins her occupancy of the province of Canterbury and Primate of All England with a pile of problems in her in-tray. This at a time when rural parishes are being forced to close down faster even than country pubs. And there is the intolerable burden imposed by the mandate declaring the whole C of E must achieve net zero carbon by 2030. As part of this insane obsession, the church authorities have told parishes to stop buying flowers imported from abroad. It is thus amusing to note that while illegal immigrants are welcomed with the kiss of peace, foreign foliage is banned.