My new fella Lee is perfect in every way, but I’ve tied the knot with some wrong ‘uns in the past. Matching tattoos are the ultimate sign of commitment, so people must have got divorced all the time before they invented them. And that’s why I only get matching tattoos when I’m totally sure I’ve met ‘the one’, like I have with Lee. Haters have been saying horrible things about Lee, like he is a fake and not a millionaire who knows Elon Musk and Kim Kardashian. With Lee I’ve taken things slowly and waited a week.