A Central Florida substitute teacher faces charges for DUI in a school parking lot. The deputy, who works at Lake Alfred as a school resource officer, conducted a field sobriety test on Dyal. He noted obvious signs of impairment and a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on Dyal’s breath. “This substitute teacher was drunker than Cooter Brown at school while he was supposed to be teaching our children,” said Sheriff Grady Judd. The resource officer arrested Dyal and transported him to the Sheriff’s Processing Center.