The lovably sick freaks of Twitter found yet another tragedy too good to not give the royal mocking treatment. As the New York Post covered, Ilhan Omar was sprayed by a strange substance by a person at her town hall. AdvertisementThe substance turned out to be apple cider vinegar. We need common senses apple cider vinegar regulations in America, this madness has to end https://t.co/LpxXB4FcsN pic.twitter.com/tNC0jaUH8d — Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) January 28, 2026doing an acid attack but the acid has a ph of 3.5 https://t.co/vUxyAXnsVK — Jo (@junker_jo) January 28, 2026Apple cider vinegar is what Gavrilo Princip used to assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo. (Hemlock of course being ancient Greek for, "Apple Cider Vinegar".)