‘Just Complete This 50 Page Questionnaire,’ Says Hospital Clerk To Man With Axe Embedded In SkullBabylon Bee ^ | 01/28/2026 | Babylon BeePosted on by DFGTOPEKA, KS — A kindly hospital clerk asked local man Jonathan Arnold to please fill out the brief 50-page intake form, promising they would then get right to addressing the axe embedded in his skull. "Just hold really, really still so the axe doesn't move while you finish these forms," said the clerk, Sharon Maxwell. "I'm so sorry, this axe in my parietal lobe is really making it tough," said Arnold. "Yes, I'm sure it's relevant that I had tubes in my ears when I was seven years old, but I'm getting a teens bit woozy from the high-carbon steel lodged in my noggin." TOPICS:HumorKEYWORDS:axecraniumhospitalparietallobeClick here: to donate by Credit Card Or here: to donate by PayPal Or by mail to: Free Republic, LLC - PO Box 9771 - Fresno, CA 93794 Thank you very much and God bless you.