I can tell you every single thing that’s wrong with college football: its celebration of brutality, its fetishization of the hyper-masculine, its gleeful embrace of tribalism. Culture is a tough old bird and college football has sunk roots as deep as a live oak into my culture. But then, to love college football (especially FSU football) is to learn to suffer. The South is the beating heart of college football and Florida — no matter how many Ohioans move here — is a Southern state. College football, however, is one of the long list of things DeSantis does not understand.