And while calling on a regular doctor sounded like a good idea, Robert Todd Lincoln had a better idea: a total quack. “What are you going to do, shoot me in the back at a train station?” ~ quote from man shot in the back at a train stationEnter: Doctor Doctor Willard Bliss. But somehow, being “Doctor Doctor” didn’t make Bliss remotely qualified to treat a human being, let alone the gravely wounded President of the United States. Combine that with the realization by the rest of the world that steroid testing existed, and Nebraska was in for a bad time. And every “treatment,” rather than helping, has left Nebraska fans sadder, sicker, and more rectum-full-of-egg-yolks-and-beef-extract-y.