Woman Dressed In Hot Dog Costume Busted For Toilet Paper Caper ShareTweetDrunk and angry that a neighbor parked near her yard, Marcia Morgan, 48, covered the offending vehicle with toilet paper, police say. Oh, did we mention that Morgan was dressed in a “hot dog costume” at the time of the 4 PM incident? The Florida Woman was busted Monday afternoon and charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Morgan was fined $550 (which she can work off via community service at $13 per hour). Sadly, police and court records offer no explanation for why Morgan was dressed as a hot dog during the toilet paper caper, which took place outside her rented St. Petersburg home.